
Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/1108734.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      MS_Paint_Adventures, Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Gamzee_Makara/Karkat_Vantas, John_Egbert/Karkat_Vantas, Dave_Strider/
      Terezi_Pyrone_mentioned
  Character:
      Karkat_Vantas, John_Egbert, Gamzee_Makara, Dave_Strider, Terezi_Pyrope
  Additional Tags:
      nooks_and_bulges, Xeno, xenophila, Toys, nook_toy, Anal_Sex,
      Masturbation, Oral_Sex, Caliginous_Romance_|_Kismesis, Pale_Romance_|
      Moirallegiance, Flushed_Romance_|_Matesprits, Quadrant_Confusion,
      Quadrant_swap, Interspecies_Sex, Troll_Biology, gamkar_-_Freeform,
      johnkat_-_Freeform, Karkat_touching_himself, Sexual_Fantasy, Plot_What
      Plot/Porn_Without_Plot, Sex_Toys
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-12-29 Words: 1749
****** Karkat's toy ******
by animevampire21
Summary
     Karkat's got himself a toy and he thinks its time he played with it.
     In which Karkat's got a sex toy and uses it while having fantasies
     about his Kismesis and his Matesp...no Morail.
Notes
     My first xeno, homestuck and 'E' rated smut I hope you guys like ;o)
==>_BE_DAVE
Dave is wondering the corridors looking for Terezi nothing fun to see here
#be karkat #karkats the character to be!
==>_BE_TEREZI
Oh fuck you, she's busy sitting on Karkat's bed. Gog knows why.
==>_BE_GAMZEE
The hash tags people seriously!?
You are Gamzee, motherfucking Makara and you are watching from the vents to see
what your palebro is all up 'n' doing. Even though you're sure he's goin' get
his relax on with his new miracle device.
==>_BE_KARKAT
You are Karkat Vantas and you're holding a purple wavy object. You glance at
the object in your hands and your cheeks flushes showing the world your hideous
red blood color. Of course, your not fucking stupid enough to be looking at
such a thing while people are around. Especially not that nooksniffer Dave or
your idiot morail Gamzee. You sigh. A knot building up in your stomach. Today
your going to test this fucker out, you've had it for so long but now you
finally have time to yourself to use it. It's a pailing toy. You can't fucking
believe you are considering this, you can't believe it but ohh fuck do you want
it. Ok, enough of your stalling Karkat you are no longer a wriggler such things
don't phase you.
You slowly pull your trousers off, a few shitty horns making slight noises.
This is when you decide that you shouldn't use the toy on the horn pile. Is
you're fucking think-pan brokewhy did you even consider..!? You shift off of
the pile a few 'honks' from the horns as you do so. The thought of Gamzee
rushes in your head as you do so. You haven't seen him in a while.You're pretty
fucking sure he's too busy having sloppy make-outs with Tavro's head. Eww.
You move into a position where your nooks pointing in the air but if you open
the door the horn pile covers you. That extra measure if any of those deadpans
walk in; they will get the message before they see a thing but you pray to gog
that wont be the case. You're a little worried about the vent being in clear
view of everything but you'd say there is a low possibility the crazy clown
will see you. "Here we go." You whisper to yourself as you slowly slide the toy
into your nook. It squirts a jelly out of it as you put it in which has two
uses: the first use is pretty self-explanatory which is to lubricate your nook
and the toy. The second use is slightly different, it is to flush your nook,
bring you more pleasure, turn you on. Similar to human substances. It does its
job quickly too, as you feel your bulge appear from behind its lips. It curls
in the air and you let out a soft pant as it does. The toy isn't even turned on
yet but you most defiantly are. If you weren't so turned on you would have face
palmed at that fucking terrible metaphor. Now isn't the time!
You press the switch and instantly the toy bursts into life causing you to let
out a hearty moan. Wow, fuck that is amazing! You want to scream as pleasure
bursts through your short body in waves of heat. "Ah, ah, ahhh fuck!" You can't
tell if you're moaning words out loud or in your head? Probably both. You begin
to thrust into the air as your legs spasm because of the toy. You close your
eyes and all the people you have felt attraction too pop in your head. Hearts
and Spades. Matesprites and Kisimesis. So two people then. You're not surprised
by who you see for your kisimesis which is John. You are however surprised when
you see Gamzee, yes the ex-stoner, crazy juggalo instead of Terezi. You fucking
hate yourself because of... oh who are you trying to kid you don't care if it
gets you closer to your orgasm.
You close your eyes and picture your spades. Your pretty sure that human's
genitalia is different from trolls. You picture John all flushed hiding his
human bulge. "Karkat, I'm not sure about this." He'd say uncertain as you lay
him down his blue human eyes looking at you with such a pitiful look. So weak
so vulnerable and you are in complete control. You'd place your hand on his
shoulder. Your claws close to breaking skin but not quite there yet. You'd nod
and hiss "you're going to love this." You'd decide that because his human body
is frail you'd rap your bulge around his human penis and quickly and rougher
than usual rub it. You'd be too big a fucking softy to him. He arches into you
with loud groans. "Ohh Karkat. You're soo good, ah, dont ngghhh stop!" You'd
put his fleshy nipple in your mouth and suck causing his breathing to speed up.
"Karkat! OhhKarkat!" He'd scream as his toes curl and then you'd stop; causing
him to whimper. Then give him a rough kiss and yanking at his hair. Not too
hard though. You'd then lick the lobe of his ear, giving it a nibble. You'd
then hiss "you can only cum if youplease me John." He'd shiver and then move
down to your bulge. You'd know what he's thinking but that isn't what you want.
You would push his head further down causing him to whine. He'd peck his tongue
out, the tender red flesh pressing softly againt your wet nook. He'd insert a
finger while licking it and you'd keen back groaning. You'd finally push him
away moving your mouth down to his human penis. You'd swip your tongue over it
causing him to whine yet again. You'd experiment licking parts of it. Then
finally you'd take it in your mouth right down to the root. You'd make him
squirm and scream until you could taste his salty human slime in your mouth.
Red fluids start to flow down your leg. Your moans are uncontrollably loud and
your body's shaking like mad. You're positive someone might hear you but the
risk gives you a buzz. You begin to palm your bulge and it raps round your
wrist as you do this. Wow, your bulge and nook at the same him.. Mmm... your
thinkpans just as scrambled as your speech.
Now you picture your heart which is, oh no wait, thats your diamond! Again you
see Gamzee! No your only suppost to think pale with himdeadpan! This doesn't
stop the red thoughts rushing in. You picture Gamzee moving that long, thick
highblood bulge into you. Purple would run down your leg as he moans your name
in your ear. Not anything other than Karkat or my beautiful Karkat. You'd chirp
and squirm under him but he'd hold you in place with one hand and fondle your
grubscars with the other. Pressing his claw ever so softly on the nerves making
your nook ever so wet. "Fuck!" you'd scream in pleasure... you are screaming in
pleasure. He'd then look at you, his violet eyes glowing his smile caring but
deadly. He'd start off slow and delicate but then speed up fast and rough.
Hitting your prostate with every thrust and wiggle of his bulge. He'd lick up
and down your neck as you moan his name. "Ah, ah Ga- nggghhGamzee" When you'd
try to break free to stop your moans he'd stop you. Your body would be covered
in hickeys and his salava. He'd brush some of his greasepaint on you whilst
kissing you. Not that you'd mind but small details helped. He'd feather your
face with kisses as he groans. He'd cum inside you. He'd refuse to let you cum
until he'd thought you'd had enough pleasure. Slowing his pace if not stoping
compeletly, kising your thigh. Nousling your cheek and rubbing your horns. Oh
how you'd loved him teasing your horns. The heat and the need to be touched
more would overwhelm you and send you into overdrive. He'd do this until you'd
beg for him to let you cum. Until his mouth could catch... you cum at the
thought with a loud "Gamzee--!" Drool running out from your mouth, tears in the
corners of your eyes as you explode. The toy rides out your orgasm thrashing
off of the walls. You lay there white surrounding you. Your problems gone, your
angry glare gone, your self-loathing well you get the idea.
You lay there panting when a loud 'honk' reaches your ears from the air ducts.
You see purple slime on the vent bars. Oh, fuck no. No. Nope, that bastard
didn't. "YOU FUCKING DEADPAN, NOOKSNIFFING, CLUCKBEAST! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
You scream in disbelieve. He didn't! He couldn't have! He fucking did! You
shove the toy under the horn pile and storm out seeing a horrified looking
Dave. Which is abnormal. "Oh, fuck you too!" You grumble, you weren't loud
enough for him to hear you. No way. Fuck this your going to bed.
==>_BE_GAMZEE
You all up and see that Terezi motherfucker sitting in Karbro's room. She's
obviously waiting on the motherfucker but you don't all up 'n' got your caring
on. You open the vent and hear her sniff. Be all creeping a motherfucker out
with that motherfucking sniffy shit. Not that you caring. You smirk and say
what you all up hear and hurried to say "Karkat said a bro's name while self-
pailing. Honk. All up and take a guess who it was." You don't wait on her
answer and crawl away in the vent. You not gonna go an all flip a motherfucker
though. Karkat is your diamond. You need a bitchtit bro to stop the voices
winning but you are all got the fuzzies over dat shit.
==>_BE_KARKAT
You walk to your room hands stuffed in your pockets and see Terezi speed walk
past you. What the flying fuck is wrong with her!? You shrug and walk on to
your room and sit down. Probably looking for Dave... You pause then notice the
spot your sitting on is already warm. Fucking weird...
==>_BE_TEREZI
He smells of cherries and cheese. You sniff and spot Dave. Your eyes water and
you cry hugging him. He looks at you puzzled but embraces you. "Whats wrong?"
He asks and all you can say is "cherries and cheese." He doesn't question you
just snuggles you closer.
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